Make Windows XP Run Faster

If you are very fond of cooking and recipes, then here is a recipe guide for making Windows XP faster. This is a guide which teaches you trim, optimize and accelerate Windows XP faster in a humorous way.

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Bob's Recipe For Cyber Sludge Remover

mixing Here's my special recipe to clean that icky goo out of your computer's pipes, so Windows will start quicker, run more reliably, and go faster on the info-superhighway.

INGREDIENTS:

  • 1 tbsp Windows Updates
  • 2 cups Virus/Malware remover
  • 3 lbs Software Cleanup powder
  • 2 tbsp Hard Disk Scrubber
  • 1 slice Defrag
  • 1 tsp Startup Weeder
  • 1/2 cup Registry Shavings
  • 2 cups Virtual Memory Sanitizer
  • 1 Extraneous Services Remover

DIRECTIONS

  1. Mix all ingredients together in large bowl
  2. Sprinkle over monitor, keyboard and system unit
  3. Click to restart

If only it was so easy! But actually, it's not so hard to take action on those items I listed above. Here's the scoop on how to implement each step.

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